another joke...

ok, this one is courtesy of Jack Dee - i'm still laughing as i'm typing!

Man goes to a job interview
Interviewer: Do you have any experience shoeing horses?
Man: No, but i once told a donkey to f&%k off!

Two Americans were driving...

Two Americans were driving through Wales. At Llanhyfryddawellehyn, they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress
"Before we order could you please settle an argument for us, and pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The waitress leaned over and said "burrrr - gurrrr kinngg..."
:-)

eh?

Having a bit of a memory problem here - i'm sure i've updated this blog in August and pretty convinced I changed the template too. Must have dreamt it... :-) How sad is that? When I was working in call centres I dreamt of work most nights - completely drove me nuts coz it felt like I never had any time off! Talking about time off, have just about recovered from the A4uforum meeting last week. I've come back with a list of stuff to do including a)update the blog (I cannot believe anyone reads me drivelling on about stuff!) and b)send Kieron a tomato and photographic evidence of the "vineyards".